This has nothing to do with The Hobbit. I just merely stole the title.
This is about the sometimes (read mostly) unglamorous transport options and tours which get me to the beautiful places that I take photos of and subsequently write about.
In Laos, most of the overland transport is limited to buses, minivans, motorbikes, bicycles and boats (if you're lucky enough to be near a river).
Most of the buses and minivans (except for the local transport) are actually quite nice - clean, with air con and big windows - but what gives the simple cross-country, 3-10 hour trip, that sense of dread are the roads. Not all are made equal in Laos. One moment the road is sealed, the next gravel, the next dirt with large potholes. Others wind their way high into the mountains and back down again.
Case in point - the four hour minivan from the backpacker tubing haven of Vang Vieng to the Laos capital of Vientiane. Our four-wheeled chariot was in fine condition, though I had one of the unenviable chairs which fold out into the aisle. Everyone I spoke to who had done the trip already had complained that it was one of the worst rides they'd experienced. But most of them seemed like a bunch of complainers. I, however, like to put a positive spin on things (where possible). Most of the three or so hours seemed like some lame rollercoaster or carnival ride ("Just pretend like its a ride at Laos Disneyland," I thought to myself).
Quite possibly the most terrifying trip so far though was the 8 hour bus ride from Phonsavan (home of the plain of jars) to Vang Vieng. I decided, in all my infinite wisdom, to take a local bus which left at 4.30pm and was told would arrive about 11.30pm ("no problem because everything will still be open in Vang Vieng", I was told by the guy at my guesthouse). I could have/ possibly should have left on a tourist bus first thing the next morning and arrived about 3 or 4pm (hindsight is great). I guess I just wanted to get out of Phonsavan.
I got on the bus hoping to see at least one more traveller, but no luck. I was fortunate enough to experience this one on my own. The bus itself had seen better days (I suppose they save the good stuff for the tourists). The seats were a bit worn and colour faded. The seat backs were loose and the elastic at the back of the seat in front of you where you put your things had come apart. The air conditioning was barely working. It also seemed like it was oversold. At least three people were sitting in the aisle on plastic stools and fold out chairs. Luckily that wasn't me.
That wasn't what I was terrified about though. I think it was a combination of being the only foreigner on the bus, the prospect of arriving at my destination in the middle of the night (actually arrived about 12.30am), paranoia about missing my stop (I was the only one getting off at Vang Vieng) and also trying to stay awake until we arrived in Vang Vieng (I never actually knew what time we were meant to arrive so I tried to be alert the whole time).
Our two day slow boat from Thailand into Laos seems like luxury compared to the land transport. The first day anyway. As the crowded boat filled with tourists and some locals meandered along the Mekong River we wiled away the day sat in what were probably the back seats stripped from. Set up in rows like on a bus or plane, passengers dump their weary bodies into any seat they can get, only to find none of them are bolted to the wooden floor boards and their weight pushes the seat into the people behind them. During all of the first day the wind keeps weary travellers cool and refreshed, but on the second, we find ourselves sat behind the engine in a closed in room with two windows and about 10 degrees hotter than the rest of the boat. Not ideal for a 9 hour trip, but it builds character, right?
The best time though, was zipping around Phonsavan to the plain of jars on the back of a motorbike. I'd arrived there on my own and found few other travellers (its not really a big hit with tourists, it seems). A package tour of a couple of the sites and other attractions in the area would have cost far too much to do on my own (about 4-500,000 kip or $67-83NZD) or even if I found another person to go with (about 300,000 kip or $50NZD). I was contemplating scrapping it all together and leaving for Vang Vieng and was generally in a bad mood for having possibly made a mistake in going to Phonsavan in the first place. Until I visited the UXO (unexploded ordnance) Survivors Information Center. (Around the time of the Vietnam War, American forces dropped millions of bombs over Laos in what is known as the Secret War. It was thought the Viet Cong were using paths through Laos to get in and our of the country. Millions of those dropped bombs failed to explode and so now the country is littered with explosives which still kill about 100 people a year and injure many more.)
When all hope was lost of finding a tour, one of the volunteers at the centre, Kham, had offered to take me on a tour for less than half of the cheapest tour price I was quoted. The money too would go back to the centre. He would pick me up at 8am the next morning.
The people at my guesthouse, who had quoted me those initially high prices, were so passive aggressive and trying to dissuade me from going with Kham. Apparently, according to them we'd get pulled over by the police and possibly fined because he was not a recognised tour guide. The reason their tour was so expensive was because they needed to pay fees to be able to do the tours etc etc. It worked for a little bit - sowed the seed of doubt - but everything turned out fine. People make their own way to the jar sites all the time with no problems.
Arriving on his red motorbike which he had had for about 10 years ("Its a bit slow, but the first bike I've owned."), Kham, a university student in his second year of an economics degree, tells me mystery surrounds the large carved stone jars which are about 2500 years old. Some say they were used to hold whisky and food, others think they were used as family urns and the sites are a cemetery.
We also go to the old town which was bombed by the Americans and forcing most of the town to flee to other parts of Laos. We pass an old French hospital destroyed by American bombs and what were essentially a vault for the towns valuables - gold, silver etc - called Stupa which were first raided and razed by the Thai people then further damaged by American bombs.
I'm not sure where I'm going with this anymore, but I guess the moral of the story is things will always work out in the end and don't complain about long haul transportation?
I'll let you decide.
July 16, 2012
There and back again.
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